Simply The Mess

It is this time of the year!

2008-01-31T21:15:00.001+08:00

Palms were sweaty. Knees weak and arms were heavy. I dragged my heavy feet to my bedroom's window. I tried peeping out a little and needless to investigate further I know what was happening. The sun was burning hot and I need not think more. That should be the answer why I was sweating and breathing heavily. WAIT! That was not just it! Sudden thoughts crossed my mind and told me tomorrow is not an ordinary day. Premonition that tomorrow should be SOMETHING that caused my body to react like that! But NO! I still couldn't figure out what was happening? As i wandered through the garden in front of my house thinking what is so great about tomorrow, I could see few children were playing with swings and slides. Little did I know, tomorrow is already February. February is coming. Yes it should be! Now when the smoke clears and the dust has settled, there is only one reason why my body is acting like that. It's not a bad thing yet I'm so happy that my body was so obedient hinting me before tomorrow comes. IT IS THE TIME OF THE YEAR! It is my bffs' birthday. Kenneth's and Louise's day is on the 1st of FEB. I should have known better! Last but not least, it is also my another bff's birthday.. Tracia's!!!

Better than drinking Hennessy.
Better than having a whole group to smile sideway.
Better than having DINNER romantically.
Better than eating nasi lemak antarabangsa with ***!
Better than drinking FULLAMAK SOUP!
Better than hugging someone and wishes HER merry Xmas and win 10 bucks!
Better than getting BUFF!
Better than burning the MANCHESTER CITY present you supposed to give me!
Better than getting a ChupaChups Tee shirt from Hongkong!
Better than winning 10 matches PARLAY!
Better than being the only winner in the POKER table!
Better than working in Trump Tower!
Better than inventing Microsoft!
OMG OMG OMG... DON'T CARE BOUT CHINESE YEAR ALREADY, I WILL BLAST TOMORROW INSTEAD! YAY!

On the brighter side..
It has been a great five months.. and still counting...

THANKS FOR BEING IN MY LIFE

Australia was not that fun after all.

2007-11-24T01:31:00.000+08:00

Let's start with the buff guy....

Then, follow on by the photo exhibition thingy. My group theme was SPACE. I contributed 3 pictures.. We were supposed to " SELL " our photos and ideas to SIR NAASIR.

I started off with this pic, i called this picture " Necessity ". Why? Everyone needs SPACE. Firstly take a look at the golden colour car where the man was walking behind it. What do you see beside the car? An empty SPACE with yellow squared on it. YES, it is a parking SPACE. The hawker and the trishaw people are selling stuff to the public. In order to that, they require SPACES for them to open their stall or etc. Windows are not windows without SPACE in between glasses. To survive, trees need SPACES too. Can you plant everything in a small SPACE? definitely no!

2ndly, I called this " Design ". Without SPACE in between this, it will be nothing but a plank of wood. But as you can see in this picture, SPACE beautifies things. If a drawing without SPACES, it will not more but just another patch of ink

Sir Naasir loves this picture, he said this is the best picture. He loves the colour of the trishaw. Hmm, he said it'd be better if there were no people behind the trishaw walking but oh well, it's Malacca, BABY!
SHORT Explanation: See the 2 chinese FRIENDS? They're from China, they need to take a break from their work. They need more SPACE in their life, that's why they are here visiting MALAYSIA.

Smelly Kenix

Our cool booth, people say ONE of the BEST kay!

Me: The cat looks so real!
Jehan: Because the cat was alive before. HAHAHA

p/s: fake cat =.=

YUM CHA SESSION.

(my phone rings)
Nic: hello, wanna go yum cha or not?
Jeremy: Haha, so jodoh. i no dinner, let's go eat.
Nic: okay i come pick u up NOW.
(Jeremy wants to chat with dear dear 1st)
Jeremy: Aiya, can chill a?
Nic: Cannot, i near your house di.
Jeremy: You sms me the place la, i meet up with you.
Nic: CANNOT!
(JEREMY STUNNED DOG)
Jeremy: Just tell me where la? i go....
Nic: GENTING!
(JEREMY MORE STUNNED DOG)
bla bla bla........after 30 minutes then i fully got persuaded to go genting with them... THEM WHO?

Nic the ORGANIZER, anything ask him why he never invite you. thanks =)
Fye the sick boy that day but still came cuz wanna show off his sweater.

Ivan played the role to persuade me also....

And BAY too, conned me. "Gohtong jaya only"

But when I was there, didnt regret it actually, cuz all of them are my best friends.. as you can see double park in gohtong jaya at 1am, so so so showing that gohtong jaya is the best hangout place.. thanks, i was extra cooler, Transformer Cool and Breezing Cool that night.

Someone wanna act photographer. Nic i guess.

The table.

It is an average picture. But it's funny cause fairuz was in it. Read the words there carefully.

No wonder i had max service that night, a yellow man and woman were there.

GROUPICS

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Sophie Inc. , Sophie Story , Finding Sophie , Sophie Season , Sophie Age.

2007-10-28T00:20:00.000+08:00

Another heavenly one, something cuter than ever, mysteriously heart pounding, hysterically scar leaving and anonymously love craving. A masterpiece indeed.....Once again, Disney's Pixar proudly present to you another film.........

Romantically Mood Arousing.

INFO: I did this video last month =)

From KLCC

to Sunway Pyramid

to Lot 10

to SHOOK, STARHILL.

HUG HUG! and will never leave u to be alone ANYMORE!

MWAMWA! and I will not leave you waiting ANYMORE!

cause' you have searched the right one.....

I LOVE YOU =)

On the other foot, as a side story... HAHAH JK LA
Happy Birthday MANMAN - We Fix Matches.

thanks for guiding me throughout, i will never be what i am now without you. thanks again, SIFU. i'm not a nut k!

believe if you wanna get richer!

2007-10-23T19:43:00.000+08:00

Dynamo Kiev - Manchester United

MAN U sure WIN!!!

for love? or for love?

2007-10-08T00:51:00.001+08:00

Wanted Criminal of Peace!

sorry. too bored.. your blog so lifeless.. so i need to put some life & love in it. : ) and the picture is irrelevent... so like whatever!

your eyes are so small by the way. tee hee!!

warning: this post may cause you harm due to some violent response after staring at the picture for more than 5 seconds. please beware!

thank u.

Have u ever gotten brownie-fied, mocha-ed and also feel the miyaginess?

2007-09-03T23:50:00.000+08:00

afraid.

decided to show come of his cuteness..

Joined the emo gang.

Another emo-ness..

Big brother.

What a Day! Time to sleep.

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berone-on-one the whole time? :)

2007-08-25T22:57:00.000+08:00

please click! :)

-germs-

Bandar Bersejarah where Parameswara did a great Volley.

2007-08-16T02:24:00.000+08:00

SO LAZY TO PUT CAPTIONS. pics only :)

BORED!!

2007-08-13T22:32:00.000+08:00

NICE PIC!!

-ken-

Touching Tuesday, Welcoming Wednesday.

2007-08-01T02:38:00.000+08:00

31% off.
BUT STILL..........

thank you so much..................................................................................................
Sophina Chong Yu Ling.
Mid-valley, Grand Canyon or even Niagara Falls!!
I'll take u. haha =)

How gay can your friends be?

2007-07-31T00:34:00.000+08:00

BLACK T, WHITE SHORTS, SLIPPERS, SPECS and CAPS.
SPOT THE DIFFERENCES?
nah, one only. race.

Concluded.

Philosophy proven?

2007-07-26T18:03:00.001+08:00

Boys' outing = no girls..
movie = The Invisible Target

1stly, caps. not too bad la hor..

Plain T-shirt, still okay laaa.....

un-gelled hair.. ermm.. quite bad already....

BUT SHORT PANTS + SLIPPERS ??? facism lo...

PEER-PRESSURE.

2007-07-19T22:32:00.000+08:00

I believe lo. Although, i knew it was wrong!

Rina's down, Peggy's NEXT.

2007-07-16T23:41:00.000+08:00

Special thanks to Rachel who lend me her socio notes unlike SOMEONE =P

and and....
Peggy...... please don't set SUPER difficult questions *peace*

Accusations.

2007-07-13T23:03:00.000+08:00

I was accused for finishing 6 bowls of rice in Esquire Kitchen by 2 Malaysian Bloggers. How annoying =P

On the other hand, i'm not Jesse Mccartney anymore =(

HI SUFINA.

2007-07-06T00:50:00.000+08:00

Surprise!!!!! ok u may proceed below and stalk my life ;)

EveryFing.

2007-06-21T17:43:00.000+08:00

Before Malaysian Studies presentation...
THE TRADITONALIST

Erm all in traditional clothing except for ashley...

p/s:thanks fairuz.

The People.. before Sarah came back home from dinner.

THE MISTAKES =(

Sandals all over -_-

Secret Recipe plastic bag. OK, i admit.. me =(

Kenneth didn't put back the piano player properly @@

Henri: Hey, random msg, where are you?

How smart can he be? =/

GUILTY - He ended his msn conversation by saying see you soon -_-
The thing was before that, he said '' Shit la , cannot see u for 2 weeks ''. See the smartie pants!

Last But not Least, THE GIRL.

It's not that obvious after all right? I bet you all have to see 10 times before knowing there is a secret recipe plastic bag *shy*

Next Afternoooon.....BEFORE The Movie

After that *pooooof* off we went to watch Fantastic Four.....

The Gathering

THE END

I'm not telling who.Don't ask me!

2007-05-29T00:36:00.001+08:00

This girl doesn't want the audience to recognize her, so i helped by censoring her eyes.
She claims that those 4 pics below are ugly. oh well, i respect her and decided not to tell you all her name. I always do respect her =D

BEFORE SHE CUT HER HAIR.

YEAH AFTER =D

On top of that , guess who i had my hi-tea with today?? finally after few decades.. my hengtai,CHARMAINE KON LI JEN was free today, sometimes she just love to act busy =)

p/s : you all sure cannot guess the girl up there because i censored her eyes di, so dont even try =D
*ahem* lol

Meet my friends.

2007-05-29T00:15:00.000+08:00

Meet ivan, hans , kenneth and fairuz. My friends who i've spent my sunday night with.Boys' outing, i wouldnt exactly say 2 face or they have split personality but with girls around, they're always with long pants , well dressed up and all... What i have here factually shows and has proven that ermm , if no girl = short pants?? whatever it is , it is just my hypothesis. Audience , u be the jury, make conclusion for me =D

p/s: i was the only one wearing jeans =(

Unpost-ed pics

2007-05-17T18:36:00.000+08:00

shuwen in kdu college boy's toilet =D she came to visit ' me '

Kenneth the suck upper's 2 bouquet of flowers for his mom and grandma.

Went to her house to ' discuss ' about her birthday party which she has been stressing about for the past few days.

HI LAURA. So long since.. =(

The birthday girl. Not lady of the night. Lady of the night means prostitute,eyan.

Club 8 people..

Ashwini says '' .. ''

2007-05-16T12:33:00.000+08:00

I was singing '' Just so you know '' then ashwini went '' Jeremy, you look like Jesse McCartney.''
haih.. i think he is the one who wants to be like me, lol. who is better, friends? heehee

Just you don't know
This feeling's not taking control
And I can help it
I will sit around, I can let him win now
Thought you don't know
I've tried my best to let go of you
And I want to
I just gotta say it all
Before you go
Just you don't know

Mother's day!

2007-05-13T01:19:00.000+08:00

Dear Mom,

I can give you anything in the world that you want, but its nothing compared to what you have given me;

LIFE!!!

Today, all that i can give you is;

LOVE!!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

I LOVE YOU!!

LOVE,
Kenneth

P/S:You got hacked!!!

Fun! at the playground

2007-05-08T22:21:00.000+08:00

(Shuwen blogging)

Yesterday, I was at the playground with a friend. So while he was playing football with a bunch of very loud and annoying and rude kids, I was sitting at the swing alone; looking around.. swinging.. looking around.. watching the kids and all.

Then this pudgy little girl that looked like a boy with curly hair asked a man, who I presume is her daddy, "Daddy, where's God? Is God in heaven? *looks up at the sky*"

Another pudgy little kid, this time I'm sure he's a boy, and I presume to be her brother says, "Yeah, daddy, is God in heaven? Where's heaven? *looks up at the sky*"

Daddy then says, "Ya God is in heaven. In outer space. Heaven is in outer space. Very very faraway."

I looked at the man and he looks at me and I smiled. He sheepishly looks back at the newspaper he was reading.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Whaaaaat? Not funny meh.

Oh then my friend and I wanted to ditch that group of very loud and annoying and rude kids so we went to sit in front of that abandoned bungalow again but the kids eventually found us and started calling us gangsters cos they saw us smoking. Wtf is up with kids nowadays. Geeeeeeeeeez.

Stand up comedian.

2007-05-08T22:09:00.000+08:00

Bernice:Can I have a bit of yr cheese?
Jeremy:Ownself get, dont be crazy.
Bernice:I wanna try.
Jeremy:What you talking bout?
Bernice:Few years I didnt eat cheese already.
Jeremy: -_-

*then she took and ate it, didnt know whether she enjoy it or not, but EVS.*

Jeremy:mom, what belongs to you, but others use it more often than u do?
Mummy:my money
Jeremy:Why?
Mummy:You got see me using my money? I only see you using it.

*HAHAHAHAHA*

The answer is NAME if you all dont know =D

Cam was not with me for 2 weeks+

2007-05-08T19:23:00.000+08:00

Just got my cam today from mel pong.
SO...
these are the pictures that almost kulat-ed.

Here. Taylor's college hall.
A hall that has been rocked down by the........

Black Rogue/Black Rouge/Black Dust/Penjahat hitam? =D

Jeremy is one of the biggest fan. He was wearing black! dam supporter weih =)

DANA in the house.

buddy,1fk and me* all time biggest fan of the black rogue *

Even the lion and the fish were there.

hmm, even mereka didnt win the prize but they won my heart =D

After that, we went to sunway pyramid to ber-hangout.....

Wei Meng showing his proud face.

The People.

The EMOS once again.

Not gambling, but were playing some kind of game requiring us to fill our stomache with ICE water. smallest card drink. simple as it sounds.When it comes to playing, *burp*

The Couple. hi, wai kit, my new best friend.
'

Fei Shiang, Buddy, Jason the waikit.

Genuine Polo T-shirt!

The reeeettaarrrrrr..... ahem.. yen with Jeremy The Cute Smoocher..

The next day went to one-u to collect tickets for dunno what movie di. number 23 i think, ivan was driving. Took over my wheels and he said ' Yr car dam powerful '....LENG la! and ken was doing a video for aiman teaching him how to drive.. but i decided not to post it up cuz the video is dam dam dam long. if PEOPLE like AIMAN and EYAN need it, ask from me yea? =D

2 weeks plus + melissa pong mei shan + my cam = these pics

I switched on my cam....... and there... got that equation above =)

p/s: sorry datuk and buddy ya =*(

Weekend day 2

2007-05-06T21:58:00.000+08:00

That's all again.

Weekend.

2007-05-06T03:51:00.000+08:00

That's all.

KDU and Sunway Coll no work to do?

2007-04-25T01:22:00.000+08:00

If you think the first picture is lame , don't continue , it'll get worse..

Once , there were 2 great warriors.

They were sworn brothers.

They stood against the evil.. together.

They marched to war together.

They both sworn their loyalty to their motherland.

With one shield each , they fought against MANY.

They fought tactically.

They killed without mercy.

They protected each other.

One of them was seduced by beauty. LOL

He betrayed his KING and raped the Queen. LOLLER-LA

Because of the different beliefs, they fought.

For 16 days 15 nights.

Because they both learned the same techniques , they ended up in a draw.

Stay tune for the next episode, THE DEFEAT OF KENNETH.
omg,Who will win?
so curious , cant wait for the next episode to be out!

bah, stupid post. sleep... night ##

Charmaine the Hengtai.

2007-04-19T00:48:00.001+08:00

COMP AUTO RESTARTED THIS IS THE 3rd TIME I BLOGGING BOUT THIS.
anyway....sigh...chill jeremy..

Charmaine; pronounced as shar-MAYNE.

Without even thinking , Charmaine comes from the root word CHARM. Another variant form, CHARMING perhaps?

Anyway , with the help of Mr.Google, Charmaine means great warrior. It is French from "Charlemagne" or Charles the Great..

'' Charmaine --Secret Masterbator '', according to one random website.
some CharmaineS on that website replies are these..

Name: Charmaine posted on 20/12/2005
now how did you know that? ha ha its meant to mean godess!
Name: Charmaine posted on 17/07/2006
is that supposed to be a BAD thing??

Compared to the Charmaine I know , all these CharmaineS are not suit to be named Charmaine? right? ahaha
Oh god, Hengtai , check out when the 2nd Charmaine posted. Yes , The date, 17th July. AHEM.

Anyway, according to some better websites , Charmaine means ''Variant of Charles Manly. One of Cleopatra's attendants in Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra was named Charmian''

Sebenarnya , I ada banyak benda nak express ni. Disebabkan esok ada kolej dan I malas untuk ber-draft-kannya , I nak settle-kan hari ini jugak.

Nak mula ni...

1st Bernice hates u ! hahahha... u know why ;)
- You snatch away her transport
- The cute pink watch she wanted, i gave it to u.
- I didnt make a collage for her before.
- Yr birthdays are more happening than hers. WAY MORE..
- She likes yr 7373. You got it, and u bought it in front of her. * heart pain*
- Your pictures can be easily found in my comp whereas hers, only got few, need to search for quite long!
- SS2 also she might need to sit taxi home, when it comes to Subang, I'm there. HAHAHAHA
(exaggerate a bit)

2nd, you challenged me to be a better person , a better Christian perhaps =)
- Better the wounds of a friend than the kisses of an enemy.
- Life's like hiking a mountain with a torchlight.
climbing slowly will surely get u on top
one brave step at a time. Yes, that's her msn's font.
Don't skip your steps as u might fall into traps.
Sometimes you are too afraid to skip your step.
if you shine your light to see everything else, you won't move also, cause it'll look too scary.
- worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.
- you see another thing christians do, is not believe in horoscopes! bull shit one la. it's the game of the mind
I dont trust horoscopes anymore! SWEAR.
- And Many more philosophical phrases and words.

blahblah
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Remember;
-choi hong?
-Yok Toi?
-Sam Kam Cheng Yun? lol

Some random flashbacks.....

2/15/2006

10:36:07 PM

Charmaine

[Яm tзη]| c e n K s © | Mr. J

not to me, haha..but you're niceeee. you'll find someone else, or you'll get her later. F-A-T-E :)

16/06/2006