Stand up comedian.

Bernice:Can I have a bit of yr cheese?
Jeremy:Ownself get, dont be crazy.
Bernice:I wanna try.
Jeremy:What you talking bout?
Bernice:Few years I didnt eat cheese already.
Jeremy: -_-

*then she took and ate it, didnt know whether she enjoy it or not, but EVS.*




Jeremy:mom, what belongs to you, but others use it more often than u do?
Mummy:my money
Jeremy:Why?
Mummy:You got see me using my money? I only see you using it.

*HAHAHAHAHA*

The answer is NAME if you all dont know =D